Glee plus alcohol equals...

Well, equals pretty much what you'd expect it to, I think. A show that manages to be that ridiculous sober can only by improved by intoxication, and using that theory as a guide, the GLEE DRINKING GAME was born! Now, if you're one of the three people that actually read this thing, chances are you already have at least a passing appreciation for Glee in all it's campy awesomeness, so it stands equally to reason that you can't wait to discover this game, discovered by myself, Benjamin and Clare on a Wild Wollongongian Weekend.

So, given that the decision was made to turn a regular innocent Glee marathon into a night of drunken debauchery, we needed rules. Turns out thats pretty simple. When ANY of the following occurs- a drink must bet taken. I suggested we try it with spirits, but as Benjamin pointed out, we'd probably die. The boys a thinker.

Anyway. Drink when:

- Whenever there's a musical number

- Finn looks confused about something

- Every time Rachel complains about something

- Every time Sue makes a caustic remark about someone or something

- Every time Mike Chang dances

- Every time Mercedes shows off with a high note

- Any time the episodes title is directly mention (worth noting: we were watching the episode "Funk". It's used a lot)

- Whenever Kurt changes outfits

- Whenever Brittany does ANYTHING

- There's a dramatic confrontation between anyone

- They have a celebrity guest

Needless to say, we ended up pretty hammered. After about twenty minutes. And then proceeded to watch more. Intelligence has never been one of my stronger attributes, fortunately an immunity to alcohol poisoning HAS been. Otherwise things could have been messy...