Talk about fail!

Well. That haiku idea was less entertaining than I thought it was going to be. Honestly, what was I doing? Sometimes I think I share TOO much of the bizarre inner workings of my brain with you guys. No wonder people are put off by me- I'm batshit insane! Oh well- if I keep referring to it as eccentric charm for long enough, it will be bound to stick, right? Right? RIGHT???