Was having a lovely afternoon barbeque today with the Newcastle Effemenati, involving home made burgers and LOTS of wine, when we stumbled upon the fact that, of a tabe of six homosexuals, I was the only one that had never frocked up in drag! (I'm sure in some circles, this is a normal statistic. I love my life)
So, whilst we were all FAR too hot, lazy and drunk to actually rectify the fact that I've never been in a frock, we DID spend the day brainstorming names for my inevitable Drag Debut. Actually, to be honest, I doubt I ever WILL do it, but it did make for a fun afternoon, and we discovered these fun little titles. What do you think?
Patti La Philia
Bree Hip-Mole
Liza Round
Minnie Designated-Driver
And countless other word puns that got more and more interesting as we were left with less and less wine...
Although the winner was... (And imagine a drum roll, if you would...)
LIZA LaMOAN
That way, I get to incorporate two of the divas I love so very much (Ms Liza Minelli and Ms Patti LuPone) AND it still gets to sound camp, fun and ridiculous. Like me.
So do I get to have a christening now?
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