Open Letter

Dear Bloggers,

Mikey would LOVE to regale you with the usual shenanigans this evening, but unfortunately, someone spiked his glass. Unbeknownst to him, his EMPTY wine glass was filled with red wine, not once, but SEVERAL times. And thus, he is too drunk to inform you of anything, and apologises immensely. For what it's worth, instead of treating you with stories, he is enjoying the Legally Blonde musical, so at least he isn't wasting HIS time.

Love,

Mikey
xxx